She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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