hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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