Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
All the doctor said was why
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