im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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