so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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