ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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