They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
my being single is dangerous.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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