Soap is not a condiment
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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