On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just want nice things and good sex
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
