i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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