OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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