Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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