If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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