its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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