why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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