i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
3pm strippers are depressing
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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