The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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