hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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