walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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