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(317): View more from Indiana

So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?

(1-317): View more from Indiana

Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?

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(330): View more from Ohio

we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it

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(989): View more from Michigan

yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know

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im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.

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(813): View more from Florida

Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!

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