I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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