Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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