There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
This house was built for laser tag.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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