I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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