I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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