Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
