Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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