we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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