can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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