bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
