I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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