I'm laying in your front yard are you home
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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