I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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