Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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