I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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