if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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