hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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