SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
