oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My bed smells like the plague
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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