I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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