How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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