I am in a vortex of obligation.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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