in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
