Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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