Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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