it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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