I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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