You surviving the open bar?
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i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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