I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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