It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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