using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
