In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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