That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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