Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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