all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
i think my cat just said my name.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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