i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My hand turned me down
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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