Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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