maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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