Kiss
Puke
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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