Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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