"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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