great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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